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here are some jokes everyone are welcome to post as well
Q: How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?
A: He starts his sentence with "My wife told me... ."
Q: What should you do if you're trousers dont unzip easily?
A: Use winrar.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
Q: How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?
A: He starts his sentence with "My wife told me... ."
Q: What should you do if you're trousers dont unzip easily?
A: Use winrar.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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Good one
BTW do not post racist jokes
BTW do not post racist jokes
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Hey everyone cmon post some jokes make sure they're funny
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There's a balloon flying through the desert. Suddenly he says: "omg, a cactusssssssssssssss..."
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i dont get the joke
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